Teodor: I- what? Are you continuing to kid around with me, Penis?Ĭircus Penis: That is our test, and you passed the test.Ĭircus Penis: You see, a lesser man would have done anything for the money or the fame. Teodor: Is this how you haze new guys? Make them drink antique cocktails with Rod Huggins?Ĭircus Penis : Yes, it is. Teodor: Why? Because you sent me to star in a gay porn film and didn't tell me! Teodor: Well, that's because I AM gr ouchy! Troy Harlem! You sent me to stud in 'SoftBoys: Picnic Panic'? Yeah, that's me! ]īeef: Man the only way a teenage girl would try to score with me would be for a science fair project about scoring with gross fellowsĪchewood - June 22, 2005Teodor: Circus Penis? Yeah, This is Teodor!
Vlad: You are sayink that now, but you go ten years without boff from wife and see THEN how you feel about gettink some hot porky cha-cha from nubile girl of swim team! K., but what if YOU do mess-ups and make sexies on top of babysitter? Molly, she takes shoppink spree on aisle Roast Beef!īeef: If I let a babysitter t ouch me on the jazz hose then I probably deserve to lose it all What if she is cheatink on you, givink all her love to mailman?īeef: Dude have you ever taken a long hard look at a mailman Vlad: So, you are gettink pre-nup agreement before weddink, yes?īeef: Oh dogg uh we really ain't that kind of people you know
